mihke:

Tall People are Assholes

read: Right to Left

steadyheartedswoobat:

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ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE!!!! LET’S DO THIS!

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*The Dragonair suddenly grunted rather loudly as he was tackled so suddenly to the ground, by none other than his girlfriend. Dear Arceus was an entrance like that really necessary? Ace merely laid on the ground, staring at Lune with an irritated expression*

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Lune…..In case you needed to know….its called walking through the door….not flying….~ *a sigh*

"PUT THAT DRAGON BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME"
FE7 in a nutshell (via yama-z-aki)

pookimans:

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— And what will be next? “You shall not pass?” - mocks him once again, hands crossed under her chest.

— You are (idk city name) in (idk region name). This is the main street, as you could have guessed by yourself if you looked at the signs, Oh Your Highness. - grunts rolling her eyes. Was that guy for real? — Maps and information exist on the Internet, is not that difficult.

— Fool?! - repeats offended. — The only fool here is you. This world is simple, TOO SIMPLE! You can calculate and analyze everything and be successful. Use your head!

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I do NOT speak that way! Stop that! *he crossed his arms, now pouting a little like a kid*

*He clicked his tongue, obviously a little dumb-founded and embarrassed by everything. He did have a tendency to ask for directions the wrong way, which was something that he needed to fix more often* How was I supposed to know, I’m not from here! Hmph~…Commoners are so strange…~ *he mumbled quietly to himself*

TCH! You’re wrong about that one~ All you mortals know how to do is corrupt this beautiful world, which leaves me to do all the fixing~ Its not simple at all~ You have absolutely no idea what kind of job I have everyday~ Its something that not even you pathetic little mortals can even do yourselves~ *his expression was rather pained, but both serious at the same time. Damn, he was letting his emotions get the better of him now*

pokehumanz:

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-blinks for a moment, wait did he call her cute? Oh gawd…was he flirting with her? That was a first. Her cheeks started turning red a little bit as she looked away for a moment. Play it cool—- woah why was he yelling?- 

Oh…oh thanks…up…that way you say? Cool…um…thank you…

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[she tugged on her beanie a little bit, not really knowing what else to…say? He was pretty cute though goodness…she wouldn’t mind talking to him for a while…] 

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*Oh man oh man oh man hnnnn Tai really needed to calm down right now. He was so bad at conversing with girls, yet he was always trying to be so macho about it. So much for being smooth. Wow what a lame dummy*

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O-O-Oh man heehee~ Y-Yeeeaaaaaaaahhh~ You’re totally cu-…I MEAN WELCOME. YES WELCOME. *SWEATS LOUDLY*……*WOW AWKWARD DINO*

pocketparade:

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*Today Xerxes didn’t have enough energy to produce his disguise, he had contemplated staying home but Marlin had insisted he go into town and do something enjoyable. The only enjoyable thing the deer could think of was eating sweets, so with a little money from the strange witchy legend he now roamed the streets of the town. It was sufficient to say he still looked a little like a sawsbuck, his horns were regrowing again and the black-blue of his ears passed him off as a summer buck.

Which was good he didn’t like people staring at him. As he drifts around a familiar voice catches his ears, pricking them upward before he drifts closer and smiles. Well he knew that voice!!*

I suppose you could be correeeect, but without them what would become of us, Zesper? *he steps out in front of the other, his smile bigger and more excited at the sight of the other legend.*

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*The Zygarde merely urked at that sudden voice, his expression immediately changing from disgust to annoyance. As if his day couldn’t get any worse. He really didn’t want to talk to anybody, let alone this guy. Was it too much to ask to be left alone? Apparently it was*

Tch….how unpleasant timing~ The peace and quiet I had for that split moment is now destroyed because of you, Xerxes~ *he growled*

Hmph! If us legendaries only existed, then we’d be better off than those mortals. All they ever know how to do is destroy and throw everything away~ *he gave the other a rather stern glare, crossing his arms in the process* And what brings you here then~ You disrupted my peace after all~ *he mumbled that last sentence in a rather irritated notion*

A message from pokehumanz
Pardon Me, I heard there was a beach near here could you point me too it? - Cassidy

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*Wait wait wait wait wait, hold UP. Was this “girl” asking him for directions?! Holy crap— HE’S FREAKING OUT*

…U-Um…//////// *keep it together Tai. KEEP IT TOGETHER*

U-Urm…you’re cu-….I MEAN…YES UM THE BEACH IS THAT WAY! *Woah was he too loud just now? NICE GOING IDIOT*

Dakota: -happens to be walking by and sees Tai talking to himself- Um…you want to get a girl??? -confuse penguin noises-

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*IMMEDIATELY FREAKS OUT BECAUSE OMG A GIRL, A FRIGGEN GIRL*

 U-U-U-UM…U-U-URM I-I-I-I-I-I-….///////// D-D-DDID I SAY THAT?!! HAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH ;;;;;; *dear god that laugh sounded so fake. Unbelievable*

Rui: SLIDES ON OVER* Ohhh~ You got me~ Now what you smooth dino?~

*SCREAMS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT A GIRL* 

ASKDJHSGSHDJCGJSDGS! *TRIPS AND FALLS OVER*

-NICEGOINGTAIYOUSCREWEDUP—

TODAY WILL BE THE DAY I TOTALLY GET A GIRL. YEAH YEAH I’M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT. I’M GONNA BE REAL SMOOTH AND CONFIDENT!

I’VE GOT THIS. I TOTALLY GOT THIS. *GRRIIIIIIIIIINSSS*